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New Membership Application: Vote UWCOY for FSF Clan Member

Didn't realise that a vote was needed to apply for membership - sorry for the fuss.

So, about me:

I'm an old bastard just like Col (though I'm not a grandfather). I'm married and have an 18 month old daughter. I'm Aussie.

I'm a team player and I have very little patience for arseholes who repeatedly put themselves before their team.

I'm only interested in WIC at present, but I consider myself among the best players in the game. I put FSF at Number 1 on the WIC leaderboard, with help from my FSF clan mates.

I enjoy the Support role because I love helping out my mates. I'm a fairly solid tactician, and not a a bad strategist. I served 4 years in the Australian Army Reserve (Infantry), and trained for platoon commander but left the army before I received my commission. I now work for the Royal Australian Navy. I'm a Computer Scientist by trade.

I'm into things outdoors: diving, fishing, sailing, surfing, 4WDing, shooting. My toys include an 80-series Landcruiser, a Yamaha FJR1300 and a 6m boat (Signature 600F). I live on the NSW South Coast, at a place called Jervis Bay. Check it out at my MySpace page: http://www.myspace.com/jervisbay

 

 

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Yeah about time UWCOY.

Yeah about time UWCOY. Welcome to the last gaming Clan you will ever join the poll is up it will take 10 days to be finalised.

WIC's foremost aa expert

WM

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i will vote yes for uwcoy but

i will vote yes for uwcoy but he should donate his ta for the next month to the aussiecol ta fund only joking about the ta  

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Hey and welcome to our site,

Hey and welcome to our site, UWCOY !

I have only heard good stuff about you from the other WiC players and am looking forward to having a another good member in our fine clan. The poll is already up and the votes are looking rather promising so far :) Meanwhile I have deleted your additional account.

"If there is ever another war in Europe, it will come out of some damned silly thing in the Balkans"
(Bismarck 1898)

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Yay UWCOY you have now been

Yay UWCOY you have now been accepted as a Trial member the trial period goes for a month. This method may be a little outdated for guys like you but thats the rules.

Keep in touch talk shit with the boys get to know us a little more well the other freaks anyway you virtually know what time the WIC boys take a dump.

WIC's foremost aa expert

WM

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 i must ask UWCOY.. does your

 i must ask UWCOY.. does your rear end ever itch? this is very important

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I have to say that my rear

I have to say that my rear end does occasionally itch, and I've found the best thing for that is to drag it across the grass.

The problem is that once you start dragging your arse across the grass, it's hard to stop. Usually, the neighbour will put his hose on me and that kills the itch pretty quickly.

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 GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is that

 GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is that how you've solved the smelly finger problem?

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Why would you even call the

Why would you even call the smelly finger a problem? It adds a fifth dimension to the handshake, and you can have people looking over their shoulder all day with a simple pat on the back. Don't even get me started on how it improves the humble nose-pick.

Smelly finger a problem? - I don't think so!

Solve it? Why would I want to? I've spent years sculpting my middle finger nail into a spoon!

Denver......Shake my hand!

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If UWCOY isnt exactly what

If UWCOY isnt exactly what FSF memebers should be then I dont know what that is. Best support player in the game always wants to win no matter what side hes on.

However, with the recent "itch" revelations I understand now why his constant high scores always smelled a little funny to me.

Cheers mate.

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_FSF_UWCOY wrote: Why would

_FSF_UWCOY wrote:

Why would you even call the smelly finger a problem? It adds a fifth dimension to the handshake, and you can have people looking over their shoulder all day with a simple pat on the back. Don't even get me started on how it improves the humble nose-pick.

Smelly finger a problem? - I don't think so!

Solve it? Why would I want to? I've spent years sculpting my middle finger nail into a spoon!

Denver......Shake my hand!

 

WELL DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

i move for UWCOY's immediate promotion to elder.. 

 

 

ah hem

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